History - I always knew since I was a wee lad that I wanted to bring culture and refinement to Houston. I remember sittin' on me da's knee and wondering aloud, "Ach, da, why canne these cowboy sods understand the pure joy of kilt and pipes?" And me da' would answer, "Fragile masculinity, me boy. And perhaps also they dislike their balls getting stuck to saddle leather." I could at least understand that, I've sat down in a hot car with leather upholstery before.
Kazoo - Most people actually have no idea I have a Performance specialty in this instrument.
Bad Assery - Picture John Wick, but completely different, with a whip, a kilt, and the eerie, whispering death song of the aforementioned kazoo.
Parties - I like throwing these. I wont be satisfied until I've afflicted everyone with alcohol poisoning.
Things That Matter
Todrick Belmonte - The only important thing that needs to be said is how much I look up to and admire Todrick. Honestly, he's probably the greatest person I've ever met, so inspiring and classy! I spend most of my waking hours softly humming on my kazoo and composing works that, in truth, can only capture a fraction of Todd's sheer awe and majesty. Beyond the apocalypse, beyond service to Gaia, my one true goal in life is to be just like him when I grow up.
Candid Scot Shots
I'm a supporter and advocate for chicken rights. They need to be laid bare as if plucked, preserved as if plastic wrapped, guarded as if drenched in salmonella.
Thinking about all the chickens whose rights aren't being respected.
What I think of anyone that does not support chicken rights.
